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I think some of them are just dicks.
You know i had always though that, That it must be very uncomfortable being a well known celebrity because you would naturally have occasion to meet people all the time who could have the enormous advantage of knowing a great deal about you when you first meet them but you could not immediately know anything about them because they were not famous. It lead me to think what an enormous blessing it really is to be unknown and anonymous.
This is irrelevant, but I love your kitchen.
@InvalidUniverse No kidding — it’s COOL!
OK – all that is well-taken, but is there some sort of meta-level irony in the fact that that entire rant was delivered sitting in front of a security camera, pointing at the back of your head, in your own kitchen? [Upper left-hand corner of video image.] Are you afraid that, when you’re home alone late at night someday, you’re going to sneak up on yourself while you’re not looking?
Did you feel bad about wasting the salesperson’s time more because now he has a Celebrity Dick story about you? “This guy wasted my time today. It was Penn Jillette. Yep, all celebrities are dicks.”
Yeah! – The tits!
Are you kidding. You are the biggest attention whore I’ve ever seen. You would die if you were annonymous. come on get real man. I like you enough, but you are full of bullshit. HMMM.. bullshit. someone should do a show exposing people’s bullshit. the first episode could be of a big dumb guy who thinks he’s smart, talks way too much despite not being too smart. Full of shit, and thinks he’s important. Maybe we could call this guy Penn… HAHAHAHAHA bullshit artist….
@kittyprydekissme Probably. There are lots of jerks out there now, and some of them become famous.
“air quotes” ” ftw “
“I’m 2 meters tall”
And I just thought Teller was really short.
Not to sound like an uncritical fanboy, but if the salesman knows who Penn is, it probably means that he considers it damn cool to be talking to him, period.
@InvalidUniverse Yeah, that kitchen is pretty much all that is cool.
youtube…. funny how the advertisment plays no problem at the beginning but the video has to buffer every 5 seconds. maybe its just happening to me.
oh you dont look like a grandfather.
trinitrons are indeed time capsule artifacts! somewhere I still have my mofo t-shirt from that off-broadway run. it’s several sizes too small now, that’s how long ago it was.;-)
you have red nail polish on
@dqguy17 Yep, he explains here: /watch?v=Gxq9ORifmOs
his face looks like a beat up vagina
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man…..i am so perverse